Funny sketches about the school. Funny short sketches about the school

Almost every children's holiday is decorated with funny sketches about the school. KVN, held in native walls, a New Year's party, Teacher's Day, the birthday of the school - and there are not many excellent reasons for having fun!

We are pleased to offer you a selection of several scenes that will help create a festive mood.

Short dialogues

The small ridiculous scenes about the school offered here do not require scenery and memorization of long texts.

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Some students sleepily say to another:

"I'm probably allergic!"

- Why do you say that?

- Yes, I'm covered with a blanket and I sleep all the time!

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Two students after the lesson of geography:

- Anyway, I do not believe that the Earth is spinning!

- Why so?

- Yes, if it was spinning, the sea would have splashed long ago!

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The housekeeper angrily informs his friend:

- You imagine? Uchilka demanded that I call the simplest, multiplying by division! And I'm not a mathematician at all!

In a computer classroom

The following funny skits about the school will also not require special decorations. Only in the latter will need to imitate the computer class.

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A stupid high school student, gazing, looks at the tablet as in a mirror:

- My light, mirror, tell me! Yes, tell the whole truth! Am I any dearer in the world? All slimmer and more fashionable?

Mirror (long, but angrily):

"I'll give you my answer!" You frazzled me out! I'm a tablet!

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The pupil asks the teacher:

- Ivan Ivanovich, and did you have a tablet as a child?

- No, what are you, then there were no computers!

- And on what did you play?

- On the street!

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The cleaner comes into the computer class and asks:

- Who can use computers here?

All pupils without exception answer: "I".

Cleaner (menacingly):

- Then immediately go online and look for a site where you are taught to use the toilet!

Scenario for the jubilee of the school: funny and not very long

This scene requires only characteristic features of the actors. "Botan" should be in glasses and speak strictly, and the girl and her girlfriend - look silly, cutesy and enthusiastic.

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A guy who looks like a typical "botan" tells his friend:

"Imagine, Tomka called me home to see what's wrong with her computer!" I come, and she, apparently, in general on one place can not sit! On the chair turns, here and wound the cord on the leg of the chair. I swore, untied the cord, inserted the jumper plug, turned on the computer, and left.

Tomochka, rolling his eyes, enthusiastically tells his classmate:

"Oh, this Lyutikov can also cast spells!"

- What do you mean?

- Well, yes, he came to me, gazed at the computer, raised his hands up, whispered something mystical, turned my chair 10 times counter-clockwise, kicked the computer with his foot, once again whispered something mystical and left. Imagine, it all worked!

A classmate, admiringly:

- Wow! Witch!

Very funny skits about the school

After explaining at the lesson of natural history, the teacher asks the class:

- Well, now you understand why the snow is in winter, and in the summer it is not?

Petrov, from the place:

- Of course, it's understandable! If it fell in the summer, it would melt!

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At the Russian lesson the teacher says:

- Petrov, "I study, you study, he learns" - this is what time?

Petrov, with a sigh:

"The lost, Mary Ivanna!"

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To the boy-excellent pupils approach and say:

"Andryukha, we went to the cafe with the girls tonight!"

Andrei, after thinking:

"No, I will not go with you!" There, music rumbles, noisy all ...

- So what?

- Yes, I doubt that with such an environment I will be able to fully understand the essence of the Lebesgue-Stieltjes integral.

Scenes for younger schoolchildren

The following funny sketches are for primary school. They can be successfully shown at a party for kids. True, high school students will have to help their younger comrades.

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The high school student tells his friends:

"Look, how stupid this first-class!" I'll show you now!

He calls the baby, and when he comes up, he says to him:

- In this hand I have 50 rubles, and in this 10 - what will you take for yourself?

The kid takes 10 rubles. High school students laugh, twist their fingers at the temple, spread their hands.

A friend of the first-year student asks him:

- And what did you choose 10 rubles?

First-grader with a satisfied voice:

- Well, if I choose 50, then the game will be over!

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The first-grader considers a manicure at the senior pupil (admiringly):

"Class, your fingernails are long!"

High school student, cynical:

- What, like?

- Well yes! With them, it is probably so convenient to climb trees!

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Mom looks in the first-grade diary. And there the deuce is crossed out, and next to it there is a four. Mom, with horror:

- Vanya! What it is?!

Vanya, calmly looking at her mother:

- The teacher told us that if we want, we can correct a bad evaluation!

Scenes with teachers

The following funny short sketches about the school can be played by yourself, and you can invite teachers to participate in them.

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Conversation with the teacher:

"Sidorkin, did not you promise me that you'd fix your deuce?"

- Yes, Mary Ivanna.

"Did not I promise to call your parents if you did not do it?"

- Yes, Mary Ivanna, but if I did not keep my promise, then you can not restrain your own!

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The teacher looks severely at the latecomer:

"Semyon!" You're late again! What is it this time?

Semyon, it's to blame:

- Mary Ivanna, I woke up, looked, which time, and blinked unsuccessfully.

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The music teacher turns to Mom:

- Your daughter needs to play the piano more!

Mom, heavily sighing:

- My God, where is more! We have the seventh neighbor left!

Dreams Dreams...

These little funny skits about the school will already require minimal decorations, showing that the guys left the school, although these conversations can occur and on the change. Everything depends on the director's imagination.

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Sidorov, heavily sighing, goes home from school. Ivanov asks him:

- Sidorov, what are you doing? Did you get a two?

Sidorov is sad:

- Yeah.

And adds dreamily:

- Can you imagine how much easier it would be to learn if the theorem on geometry could be proved by the words: "Yes, it's obvious!"

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The guy is dreamy: "That would be great if we could read minds! I would have known then what to answer at the lesson! "

His friend: "Yeah, and still know what the teacher thinks when you answer wrong!"

Romantic relationship

Of course, funny short sketches about the school can not ignore the fact that unexpectedly at times in school there is sympathy between boys and girls.

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Vovochka sees Masha out of the school and tells her hesitantly:

- Listen, Masha, I want to confess to you (pause), (further it speaks quickly) while you went to the blackboard, I tore off the wings from the fly and threw it into your briefcase! I'm sorry!

Masha, narrowing her eyes cunningly:

- It's interesting, but it's tasty?

Vovochka is confused:

- I do not know ... What are you asking?

Masha is calm:

- Yes, I also want to apologize! I threw it into your soup in the dining room while you went for bread!

A little more laugh

Even the most ridiculous scenes about the school are often taken directly from life, so the organizers of the holiday can themselves come up with something like that.

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At the lesson of the Russian language Vovochka asks the neighbor on the desk:

- Hear, how correctly to speak: is it a creature or a creature?

Neighbor, adjusting his glasses, with an intelligent look:

- Emphasis on "o"!

Vovochka, after a pause:

- Thank you! I got it, so I helped!

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A classmate (by the way - an excellent student) says, sighing:

"Yes, Lozhkin, you're not at all friendly with your head!"

Lozhkin, shrugging his shoulders:

- And I have a purely business relationship with her - I feed her, and she thinks!

Conversation with the teacher

Funny scenes about the school - KVN whether you are hosting or other fun activities - do not do without dialogues, similar to the ones below.

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The teacher is talking with the fashionably dressed senior pupil:

- Lerochka, well done, you stopped being late for school!

- Yes, Mary Ivanna, it's all because of my mother.

"Did she hold an educational conversation with you?"

- No, she just bought her chic Italian boots!

- So what?

- Like what? I now get up first to have time to shave them before my mother! (Proudly removed)

The teacher spreads her hands.

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An elderly teacher, sighing, says to her colleague:

- I'll probably have to resign!

"What are you talking about?" You're the best teacher in school!

- I was working at all ... I go to the tram in the morning, the people are full, I raise my eyes and say strictly: "Hello, sit down!"

Is it funny? Of course it's funny!

Funny sketches about the school are good in that it is easy to play them, they do not require exhausting rehearsals. The main thing is that your cheerful mood is passed on to the audience!

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- Mit, do you know what the word "super" means?

- Well, yes, it is something so big, more than it already can not be.

- A "hyper"?

- A "hyper" ... (Mitya rubs his forehead) Oh! This is what more "super"!

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Girls are dancing at the disco:

"Listen, do not you know what a moss is?"

- Well, it's such a huge bone, it's still in borscht put. And what are you asking?

- Yes, I heard a wonderful song: "You're my heart, You're my soul ..."

On the stage begins to sound music from a famous song performed by the group Modern Talking

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Petya with a huge "lantern" under his eye and his friend:

- Petya, why are you all bruised?

"I played snowballs with a girl!"

- So what?

- So she, it turns out, from the junior team on handball! And such do not miss!

Case in the locker room

Some funny skits about the school require the participation of extras. But they still will not be difficult for the production.

Girls with screaming drag a stubborn guy. The teacher stops them:

- Wait! What happened?!

One of the girls is indignant:

- Lyutikov peeking behind us in the locker room!

The teacher, strictly looking at Lyutikov:

"Well, did you like it?"

Lyutikov in confusion is silent, then loudly gives out:

- No!

The girls chorus, long and hurt:

- How not ?!

A few tips for the directors

All the funny scenes about the school, as you know, should be played sincerely and seriously. Minimal decorations also do not interfere.

On the stage, you can put, for example, two desks and a board to recreate the visibility of the class. If events occur on a change or on the way home, you can fantasize. For the "road home" is enough and one tree or bench. And the situation in the school corridor can be played out in front of a large window in the background.

The main thing in these skits - do not overload them with decorations. They are short, and therefore the emphasis should be on what the actor says, and not at what is around him at that moment.

To build scenes in one concert, you can invite a presenter who will tell the audience where the situation is happening. Fantasize, and your holiday is sure to be remembered and will make the most wonderful impression!