"Salty" language: what are the features?

Do you remember the old Soviet film "Live to Monday"? From the mouth of one of the main characters, the phrase "Happiness is when you are understood" sounded, which became the leitmotif of the film about love, about the most important and deep, which is sometimes so difficult to see, stop, touch on your shoulder and look straight into your eyes ... But Our story is not about this, although the leitmotif remains the same: happiness is when you are understood. It's about such a fairly new phenomenon as the "salty" language. Let's take a closer look. "Salty" language - what is it?

The world of children's fantasies is infinitely bright and unique. Some dreams disappear without a trace, as soon as we grow up, others remain. They grow with us, mutate, become wise, color new colors, and sometimes become part of a real, not an imaginary world. Why does this happen, and not otherwise, a question that can not be answered. Our inner world is subject to other laws. They are at the bottom of an endless ocean. We can admire them through the thickness of turquoise crystal clear water. We can draw a full chest of air, dive in the hope of getting at least one of them, but as a result we can only touch them for a moment, because it's too deep, and little oxygen ....

One such "infantile" fiction is a non-existent, magical language spoken by "favorites" - you and your close friends, and all the rest, mostly adults, stand aside and wonder what is being said. And then in the child's imagination all the doors open - you can talk and invent anything - secrets will always remain secrets, and this "magic" world will not be subject to anyone. Even if not all, many in my childhood at least once fantasized about this topic. Proof of this is the large number of "affiliated" in social networks to the group "Salty Language". This association is specially created for those who know or want to learn how to talk on the "salt", or as it is also called "brick" language.

What is the "salt"?

"Salty" language is the child's idea that once became a reality. On the one hand, if you happen to hear the word "especially sississance" somewhere, it will be difficult for you to understand what or who is talking about, and on the other hand everything is easy: in the word, after each vowel, the letter "c" is added and Plus the same vowel. Now go back a bit and read the mysterious word again. Happened? That's right, it's "classmate." Difficult? Hardly, the only thing is unusual. Usually the study of any language begins with letters and sounds. In this case, a chapter called "Salty language, alphabet" can be omitted. The main thing here is to follow the original "vowel + C + vowel" scheme. And as is known from the school program, in Russian there are only 10 vowels. Thus, it turns out that the letters ASA, ECE, YSE, ISI, OSO, USU, YSYY, ESE, YUSYU, YASYA you use after the corresponding letters - "isigras" (game), "dosom" (house), "yasya" ( I). Those who have the idea to taste, who want to return to childhood or just have fun, you need to learn the "salty" language. You will not have to learn it for a long time, but you are provided with a wonderful pastime. As they say, any language requires practice. Therefore, study, try, and maybe one day create your own unique "salty" language, or "brick", or "plastic", or ... Although it already exists, there are people elected, loved by you, and loving you, who already Understand your unique language, and you understand them, and no one outside can not hear you, because this is your world, the world that belongs only to you and your family and friends ....