Funny statuses about women for everyone

It is difficult to imagine social networks without different statuses and jokes. They fill the profiles with meaning and call to stay on your personal page for a long time. Urgent and often used cool statuses about women, men and children. In order to express the desired expression as much as possible, it is necessary to choose the appropriate dictum.

Bright and cool statuses about women

Of course, women often behave unpredictably, it is incomprehensible for men and very strange. In this regard, cool statuses about women with meaning are popular among the strong half of humanity. After all, those moments in which women and men differ, attract and cause surprise and awe. Examples of such statements can be read as follows.

• Women sometimes can not understand themselves. Only see the action on the blouse, they are already in no hurry at all, they do not run anywhere. They can stand in line for hours, although they were late some five minutes ago.
• Only a woman can simultaneously paint nails, apply makeup, look for clothes, which will go, and while talking on the phone with a girlfriend.
• Men will never understand how, with a cramped wardrobe, there can be nothing to wear.
• When two females meet, they necessarily discuss a third, which is not with them.

Such special women

• Apply makeup as if today you will meet a man of his life, all friends and relatives on this day.
• Only coming out with a licked tail, homemade slippers and not made-up, you can meet anyone who has not seen for several years.

About women in verse

Sometimes funny statuses about women from several lines do not give the opportunity to open all emotions. Therefore it is necessary to speak in poems. The beautiful half of humanity is worthy of many words. The following ideas can be taken as a basis.

• Being a woman is fine.
  They are never bored.
  Since they find sadness on them,
  They can be soundless.
  But in my head at the time,
  Miracles are created,
  Come up with a lot,
  When they close their eyes.
  Women always have adventures,
  And even when they are at home.
  In the dreams of their bright, familiar
  And even on the phone.
  
  
• For women, whose cupboard is full,
  Always there is not, what to wear.
  Men are very, very difficult,
  Understand all this, do not be shy.
  They do one hundred things at the same time,
  Can do,
  Wonderful things.
  And that a woman may say,
  She always believes,
  What's right.
  
  
• Women, like a mystery.
  Milady, when they sleep sweet.
  There are different moods,
  They cry, they laugh without oblivion.
  A man if something asks,
  Does not know what to expect an answer.
  Women are wonderful, interesting
  And leave a beautiful mark.
  
  
• They are beautiful without a doubt,
  And do not need a lot of words.
  Thoughtful in the talk,
  For such a man at all ready.
  
  
• Bright lips, beautiful eye makeup.
  Only because of this they will not hide unnecessary phrases.
  Men are shocked by their puzzle,
  Because often they are not very sweet.

Funny and cool statuses about women behind the wheel

Very often men with humor refer to the ladies who are driving a car. Therefore, they often on social networks set out cool statuses about women, rzhaka from which does not stop even for a minute.

• At the wheel, she sits, having just bought the right.
• Monkeys are more predictable than a woman at the wheel.
• Women at the wheel are like stars. They never see you because they are higher.
• Close to the car, at the wheel of which sits a representative of the beautiful half of humanity, can not be approached. You never know what a lady could forget at home.
• Buying driving licenses should be considered because you can buy everything, but that does not mean that you can use it.
• Beauty is a very terrible force. And if this force is behind the wheel, then this is doubly frightening.
• Girls can perfectly see the lack of make-up in the far-away mirror. But they can never notice the cars driving ahead.
• The ability to properly park is invented clearly not for women.
• Crookedly putting the car in the parking lot, women give themselves the opportunity and space to go beautifully from there.
• A woman shines especially when she correctly determines the gas pedal and brake in her car.

Statuses about the relationship of men and women

There are a lot of interesting and funny situations in the relationship, which are also often used in social networks. Especially women are very refined in the process of building relationships. Ideas for expressing such thoughts can be used the following.

• My wife is kind, she always lets me go with friends, but then I do not see her for at least a week. It is very difficult to watch when the eye swelled up.
• I never argue with my wife. Because even where it is to blame, fine wine passes on me.
• - Mine loves me, waits and never scolds me.
  "My wife?"
  "No, Mother.
• Only women are able to embellish any situation and from a trifle to arrange a real grandiose scandal.

About women you can talk endlessly. They are mysterious and at the same time open. They are funny and serious synchronously. Men are never bored with them. Verses are composed, songs are composed, and there is no end to it.