Funny statuses about friends: a compilation for all occasions

It is difficult to imagine the life of a modern person without social networks. Now, many people watch the morning coffee not with news, but with a news tape in "VK", "Instagram" or "Facebook", they are enjoying photos, making reposts of their favorite notes or writing their own. Virtual life dictates the rules that many diligently follow and regularly replenish their friends with new faces. However, this does not prevent you from forgetting about real people, and it is for them, often, and place the status of the best friends. To just say "thank you" for what they are.

Funny statuses about friends

• Only a true friend is not afraid to tell the truth, knowing that it can cause pain.

• A real friend is better than any psychoanalyst: he will not only listen and give advice, but if necessary, he will prescribe a magic kick.

• Friendship is like love, only without regard to size and status.

• Even if you are far away, this does not change anything, because distance is not a barrier to true friendship.

• Friends are measured not by quantity, but by quality. Better one, but real, than ten, but for a day.

• Maybe 1,000 friends in a friend list, but there's nobody to talk to. Or one, in reality, but for life.

• Who are real friends? People who know more about you than they would like.

• Even if I do not poke fun statuses about friends, I still love you guys.

• A true friend is someone who is even comfortable to keep quiet.

• A friend is a person who, in any unpleasant situation, will stand by your side, and then, alone, will put a neck around all the "jambs".

Longtime friends

Those who know each other for almost the whole life, will be pleased with the following selection. So, cool statuses about friends:

• For classmates there is no time limit: we are still one gang.

• When our company gathers, then we become those with whom our parents did not allow us to be friends and told to stay away. Friendship is a terrible power.

• Real friends are people who know what you really are, but continue to be friends with you.

• Friends should not be perfect, but real - always.

With a friend in life

Fans of posting statuses in the "VC" about friends, can get fond of something from this collection.

• Best friends are ready to give a helping hand in any life trouble ... But when it comes to the last piece of pizza: "Go to the figs, this is mine!"

• The best friend hates your ill-wishers, even if you have never seen them.

• If I forget the details of the party, I will definitely ask my best friends: they will not only tell in their faces, but they will also show a photo or video.

• As it is good that I have real friends: and the tree can be thrown away, and the offender can be lowered off the stairs.

• Everyone on the computer has a folder with well hidden photos, looking at which only one thing comes to mind: "Well, you have a grimace, Sharapov ..."

• With my friends you can not quarrel: this in the "Instagram" is laid out ...

When a friend is not a friend

Sometimes there are situations where you do not want to post cool statuses about friends. This small selection will help to speak out about the sore point.

• With such friends and enemies do not.

• Friends are those who are near not only when it's bad, but when it's really good.

• A real friend worries about you, not about the wheelbarrow and salary of your boyfriend.

• If friends appear, when there is a desire to go somewhere "to sit", it is worthwhile to think about whether it is friends ...

• When love is betrayed, you can still find an explanation when there is no friendship.

• If the best friend does not call or write for a long time, relax, this is not a friend, but just an acquaintance.

• Friendship is a service 24/7. Without lunch, weekends and holidays.

• Betrayal of a friend is more difficult to experience than the betrayal of a loved one.

Statuses for girlfriends

Do not know how to show a friend that she is dear to you? Write on your page her fun statuses about friends, she will definitely appreciate your attention.

• Only the best friend, looking at your tear-stained face, will say: "You are my beauty!"

• Real friends come to you as to their home. And they know, not only where the slippers are, but what lies in the refrigerator.

• When the world bursts at the seams, you can fall into depression, go to an appointment with a psychologist, or buy a bottle of wine and fall into a friend with the words: "Well, walk ?!".

• Even if I find and write out all the statuses about the best friends, this is not enough to show how much you mean to me.

• I love my girlfriend. She and the horse will stop, and go into the hut, and offenders in the mutton horn twists, and pechenek bake for tea. I used to be a guy, I would marry!

• Only the best friend knows exactly what you write about in your status.

• Even if I have a deadline, and the end of the world is outside the window and the space landing lands before the office, I'll find a couple of minutes to take a photo with the prettiest alien and send it to a girlfriend. Maybe that's what will raise her spirits, and she will smile.

• Those who believe that there is no female friendship, just do not know my girlfriend.

• Funny statuses about friends - just an excuse to say one more time about the most important thing: thanks for being in my life.