Funny sketches about teachers on Teacher's Day

Everyone faces the profession of a teacher . First he meets her as an apprentice, then as a parent. Therefore, funny scenes about teachers like almost all people. And on school holidays without them can not do!

Funny sketches about teachers and Vovochka's parents

Oh, and got all the teachers this notorious Vovochka! But, as it turns out, his parents are not inferior to him in knowledge, resourcefulness and self-confidence. Therefore, funny skits about teachers and Vovochka's parents will fit well in the scenario of school holidays.

A sketch about Vovochka's dad and his exercise in physical education

This miniature is quite suitable as a sketch for Teacher's Day. Funny stories related to dull parents - what can cheer teachers more? The plot of this scene begins with the fact that the school is Vovochkin's father with a bandaged head and crutches. He requires the director to pay compensation for the injury, since in the clinic he is not given a ballot paper with payment. The director is surprised: "Why should the school pay for a broken head?"

- Yes, not the school, but your physical education teacher! This same he made the children perform the exercise, which I also tried to perform, standing behind the gym door - and here's the result!

- What did Andrei Petrovich demand of such an impossible from his children? - the director is surprised.

- He said to them: "Children, lift your right leg!" I also lifted my right foot. And he says: "Now lift your left foot!" I tried to raise my left foot too, holding my hands on the windowsill, but fell, hitting my head on the floor ... And my legs got stuck in the radiator! It's amazing how all your children have not crippled!

Miniature "Anna Ivanovna from Kazan"

There are some funny sketches about teachers written in the classics. For example, it could be a miniature, something reminiscent of "The Tale of a Fisherman and a Golden Fish".

Vovochka lived with his parents

Right next to his school.

They lived there for five years and two months.

Vovochka went to this school,

And parents regularly attended meetings.

Once the father came to the meeting,

Look - the teacher is all in mourning.

And my father asked the teacher here:

"What's wrong, Anna Ivanovna?"

The teacher answers the father:

"Woe is bitter in us!"

A commission came to school,

I attended different lessons.

So they looked into our class, yes ...

Surprised everyone, I will not hide, Vovochka,

Just, you can say, completely shocked!

He declared an honest commission,

Like, I love one-time without memory,

It's called "Myths from Kazan" ... Yes ...

About the story, he did not mention,

Refined even: they say, in Kazan

These myths were written by mythologists -

The indigenous inhabitants of Kazan.

Then my father was surprised in a big way:

"Why are you unhappy, Ivanovna?"

My son told you such a compliment,

And you do not like it!

- So after-school

It was called very differently after all!

There, not only about myths was a speech,

And also about ska-for-no-I!

And the father got up very angrily:

"If you yourself, Anna Ivanovna,

Native cities are cities,

What is called now Kazan,

This is not an argument, alas,

Attack a child with a claim!

"Where did you get this from,

What, as if I was born in Kazan?

- So you yourself said, they say, in class

We study myths. AND - WITH KAZAN I!

The teacher grabs her head and with a cry: "Oh!" Runs away from the stage. Vovochkin's father shrugs his shoulders and leaves the other way.

Old Khottabych - was he?

You can imagine sketches on Teacher's Day funny, in which an ancient folio with hieroglyphics inscribed on it will be used. You can get it from a bottle that Volka will catch in the sea. Everyone in the room will wait for the genie, and then ... And Volka will also be surprised - in the book, it's quite differently written!

And you can still release the genie on the scene during the sketches on Teacher's Day. Funny commandments, which the old man Khottabych will utter, will surely amuse all the teachers and students! Although the folios for reading in a purely teacher's circle and on a general holiday with the students should be, all the same, different.

"Commandments to the young teacher from experienced colleagues" with a demonstration

Very funny funny skits about teachers on Teacher's Day will be very creative, if the rules that will enter into them will not only be read but also played out. For example, it might look like this.

Leading (experienced teacher):

- Teacher!

Entering the classroom, one of the young teachers portrays the moment of entering the room, puts the purse on the table, nods to the imaginary class and prepares to sit on a chair, pushing it out from under the table. The presenter almost screams:

"Do not sit down!"

But the teacher was already seated in a chair. The leader shook his head reproachfully and continues sadly:

- Do not sit on a chair immediately - first check to see if it has glue or buttons ...

The teacher jumps up, but the chair is already stuck and rises with her. To achieve such an effect is simple enough, if you use a strap, which you must imperceptibly fasten.

Similarly, you can beat all the commandments that can even turn into miniature funny sketches about teachers on Teacher's Day - each commandment will become a full-fledged small show.

Miniature rule for beginners

Play funny scenes about teachers and students can be, based on the real case of the practice of experienced "Rusak". For example, the leader says this command:

- Teacher! Never ask students to write compositions, while adding the phrase "blood from the nose!"

Unfolding the action of this commandment, you can beat a variety of funny skits about teachers subject. For example, such.

The teacher gives the task to the children:

"Tomorrow everyone brings an essay - blood from the nose!"

Children nod, whisper, giggle. The light that is imitating the arrival of a new day flashes. Children sit contented, the teacher asks to read the composition of one of them. He reads: "Composition. Blood from the nose. Once I wrote an essay in the evening. Suddenly I fell asleep. The head fell on the notebook by itself, the nose flattened against the surface of the table, blood flowed from it abundantly! "

There may be another variant of the task: "To bring a craft - the blood from the nose!" As a result, the children bring bubbles with "blood". And one says that the blood is taken by my mother, the other - that of a passer in the street, and the third and does say that he took blood ... from the director of the school, motivating what Natalya Petrovna told him to do!

Scenario-commandment for "mathematics"

It turns out funny very sketches about teachers, in which resourceful and cheerful students take part. Such staging is even suitable for school KVN.

Leading:

- Mathematic teacher! Do not strain students with the humanitarian bias of their tasks - for them the queen of all sciences is another subject.

Teacher:

- Guys, please describe the sinusoid. Peter!

Petya writes something quickly on a piece of paper, bites the pen, scratches it in his head, wipes his hair with his hand - in general, he demonstrates the process of composing poetry. Then he stands up in a picture pose, puts his foot back, hand stretches forward and reads with a howl:

"Oh, the sinusoid, my friends,

Now I will describe here to you.

It is beautiful, there are no words here -

But I will give you the full answer.

How to Drink Home Cruise

She is sinuous. Thats up, then down

Curve curls, curls, curls ...

Alas, rhyme is not given here ...

The sine has changed! From the corner

It always depends. Always!

Oh, the amplitude! Argument!

It is possible that for a drunken mentality

Hurry? And so I looped

Track? Or forced

His tracks are so confused strongly

The blizzard? And the snow fell profusely? ..

The teacher interrupts the "poet" indignantly:

- Well, stop, Petenka, frolic!

Sit down, the poet Peter. Unit!

Miniature about the teacher of English

Very like teachers short shots, when adults show their skills and humor, ironically about the resourcefulness of hapless lounges. Such funny scenes the teacher and pupil act out together, so they are suitable for a general school concert.

Teacher:

"Goody, Volodya!"

"Goody, Anna Pavlova," the student answers with an accent.

"Did you learn the words?"

- Conjunction, Anna Pavlova!

- How will the "carrot" be in English?

- Morkvayshnl!

"And the potatoes?"

- Cartoning!

- So, Volodya ... Remarkable! For answering you are receiving unity! Ponimeishinl?

Volodya nods sadly, takes the diary and leaves.

Miniature on the plot of the anecdotes about Vovochka for the girl

Funny sketches about teachers on the last call are played out as memories of the childhood of already grown-up graduates. Therefore, it is possible to imagine adult boys and girls as toddlers - girls with bows and freckles and boys in bridges with pomoshchi. One of the scenes can be like that.

Teacher:

"Natashenka, tell me, how do earthworms multiply?"

- By division, Tamara Stepanovna!

- And more specifically, Natasha, how?

"Shovel, Tamara Stepanovna!"

"All right, Natashenka, god be with them, with worms ... And tell me ten animals that live in Africa."

"Four crocodiles and six monkeys!"

- Everything, Natasha, my patience is over! Give me your diary, I'll put you two in it!

- And I do not have it now ... Vasilisa took it from me for a while. Today she will frighten her parents.

Miniatures on the plot of the anecdotes about Vovochka for the boy

Teacher:

- How many will be twice two? Tanya, answer me!

"Five thousand, Mary Bath!"

- Wrong. And how do you think, Petenka?

- I think that Tuesday!

"You do not think at all, Petenka." And if you think, it's not your brains ... Vovochka, maybe you know the right answer?

"Of course, Mar-Ivanna!" Twice two will be four!

"That's right, you're a smart little fellow, Vovochka!" And how did you guess?

"So if you take away five thousand from Tuesday, then it will be four!"

The second scene can be built on the conversation Vovochka with parents. My mother is saving her son, what was at school today. Vovochka proudly replies:

"Mar-Ivanna praised you for your friendship!"

- What is it like? The astonished mother asks.

- She said: "Well, Vovochka, thank you very much to your parents, very much they have made me happy!" And she asked everyone to say if they have siblings and sisters.

"What did you say?"

- Well, he said that I - the only child in the family! And Maria Ivanovna wiped sweat from her forehead, raised her hands to heaven, and joyfully exclaimed: "Glory to you, Lord!"

On how to come up with miniatures for school holidays

All the performances are a reflection of reality. They do not need to be invented at all. It's enough just to carefully monitor the children and teachers and record all the funny cases. No one can make a better life.