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Funny sketches for the company: anecdotes, miniatures and fairy tales

It's great when funny festivities take place on the holiday. For a company that is slightly tipsy and relaxed, it will be interesting even to take part in an improvised humorous performance. It is not necessary to prepare a number in advance, let it be based on improvisation. A funny scenes for the company is best selected from the known to all works, slightly changing their plot.

Let's play an anecdote - we make the honest people laugh!

You can offer such a contest: teams of three people to play funny anecdotic skits. For a company of even unfamiliar people this task will not be very difficult, but it will allow you to quickly get acquainted and make friends. After all, everyone knows that nothing is as unifying as a joint cause, the more creative. The task can already contain a detailed scenario of a funny joke-anecdote, but can be made roughly. For example: "An anecdote about an evil mother-in-law and resourceful son-in-law" or "Staging an anecdote about the wise Chapayev and the naive Petka". It is possible and at all to use funny pictures with the offer to beat them before visitors.

Preparation for the contest of funny miniatures

To play mini-scenes, you need to pick up the necessary props. These can be kerchiefs and hats, a variety of glasses (old-fashioned on an elastic band and super-trendy sunscreen), beards, mustaches, noses, cosmetics, umbrella, fishing rod, fishing boots, baby toy weapons (sabers, swords, carbines, pistols, bows, arrows) . However, the choice can be much wider, it all depends on what kind of funny scenes for the company come to the mind of the artists. It is likely that they will need a children's tricycle or grandmother's knitting, skis or a basket for gathering mushrooms.

Christmas story

A cheerful scene is sure to please the guests if it is basically based on a fairytale magical story. For example, it could be "An old fairy tale about a golden fish in a modern way".

Words by the author:

There was an old businesswoman with a young hubby
By the sea, on the island of the Caribbean.
They lived in their magnificent castle
Exactly three years, three days and three nights.
The old woman lived in the castle by arrivals,
The young boy is constantly.
Leaving, the old woman punished ...

Old woman:

You behave, my boy, that's right!
Necha here to welcome anyone,
In the castle to call yes at the table to plant.
After all, good things will not end there,
Especially if you start a woman with a lure.
I do not want to scare my little fish -
I will never harm him ...
But there are creatures in the world that are evil,
Insolent, cunning, envious and greedy!
The "woman"
That's who you should be afraid of for ages!

Author:

Responds to the old woman his boy,
Modestly glazonki in the ground dropping down ...

Parnish:

What are you, my mummy, puzipuzichka!
You are my beauty, watermelon!

Author:

Saying this, he patted the old woman
Then on ... below the back, then on the fat belly!
At the same time, his eye winked
That servant, then the driver, then the gardener.
And how the old woman left the island,
The young boy rushed to the sea.
He began to click the goldfish.

Parnish:

Fish, and fish! Quickly, let's swim here!
My old mistress has again fallen to work!
The New Year is already at its very noses,
You did not give me a gift, Rybka!
I'll wait another minute or two, if you do not show up-blame yourself! "

Author:

The fish came to him and asked ...

Gold fish:

What are you yelling about, kid, not on business?
I have prepared such a gift for you.
Here look…

Author:

And went ashore!
And not a fish at all, but a damsel!
Young, beautiful, stately!
The old witch-businessman is not a couple, look.
And the Fish said to the boy
Such are the words of recognition ...

Fish:

Although I'm a fish, like, wordless,
And the sea animal is cold-blooded,
But I am by no means a concept of incorporeality -
I'm a woman, before the affection of a man's submissive.
You embrace me more tightly, the kiss in my mouth is hot -
And I will fulfill all that you ask -
Will come true at midnight New Year's Eve ...

The curtain (two "stage workers" come out holding a stretched sheet or just a piece of cloth in their hands).

Author:

So caught the guy in the network of fish,
So he went on a lying speech ...
I tried to love him with a slimy fish,
The one that only seemed to look sweet.
However, the guy is not out of the blue:
He was used to selling for money.
Here came that moment for him joyful,
When Fish desire to fulfill it
Has expressed readiness. And he said ...

"The curtain moves apart" - the "stage workers" step aside, holding a piece of cloth in their hands.

Parnish:

And I want, my beloved fish,
So that my wife would be younger than me,

Beauty would be indescribable!

And all movable property
Mine was ...

The author (reads the text, and the actors depict, improvising):

Grinning maliciously,
Showed the kid to fall toothy ...
At the same moment he turned into an old man of decrepit,
An old man of decrepit, gray and feeble.
In the armchair he was sitting invalid,
I looked sad at the sea surface.
And the girl was a young wife to him.
But we are not aware of the faithful or the loving.
Only that story, to all of us it seems,
Repeated, a little changed only.
Because as in the New Year's Eve
It is the desire to think of the wise.
Do not wish a stranger and a vile,
And ask for good luck, healthy!
And then good wishes
Do not fail to instantly turn!
And let the glasses fill with wine!
And the faces will light up with smiles,
And let the fun in the house settle!

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