Harmful tips: how to get sick in 5 minutes?

Ask any passer-by: "What is more important for you: health or money?". No doubt, every adequate respondent will answer: "Of course, health!". After all, if a person is unwell, everything hurts, and no medicine helps, then the white world does not like him, and no money will help. Health - this is the state when you want to run, jump, sing all the way, laugh with all your heart and dance.

Nevertheless, oddly enough, there are situations when a completely healthy person wants to get sick: quickly and permanently. Most often this does not happen to adults who realize the horror of the opportunity to pick up some kind of ailment. After the older the person becomes, the purer is his consciousness.

Such a wild desire arises mainly among schoolchildren, who for various reasons do not want to go to school: another control, tense relationship with classmates or teachers, or a primitive desire to sleep late.

So, how can you get sick in 5 minutes? Here are the "harmful" tips that will help you avoid going to school.

Cold. Lasts for a week or more

• 1-2 glasses of fat milk ice temperature drink a little sip. Milk fat envelops the throat, soon you will feel a perspiration, and then a cough. For a guaranteed effect, drink milk immediately after taking a hot bath. Angina will be provided to you.
• An alternative option is to go outside in a cold, windy time with a wet head. As a result, pneumonia or, even better, inflammation of the cerebral cortex under the cute name "meningitis". The latter, by the way, can lead to a fatal outcome.
• In the cold air, eat ice cream, then chew super-mint chewing gum, breathe deeply and intensively. Then repeat another call. As a result, the reddened and sore throat, the temperature rises.
• The whole night to sleep in a draft, opening the window. In the morning you will feel that the cold has overpowered you.
• Swim in a hole in the winter.

Gastrointestinal "bullying". Duration of "illness" - 1-2 days

How to get sick in 5 minutes? Several days of "easy life" on the toilet you will:

• Cheap and effective magnesium sulfate (magnesia), a tablespoon of which must be diluted in a glass of water. Prepare "zapivku", but the taste of "cocktail" is very nasty.
• Salty cucumber or persimmon eat, squeezed with fresh milk, and more. Although the result depends on the state of the body.
• You can eat more expired, moldy and sour products and get unpleasant pain in the stomach.

Thus, you can get problems not only for 1-2 days, but for many years of life. It's easy to get sick in 5 minutes, but it's difficult to recover afterwards.

"Cruel Game" with pressure. Duration - several hours - 1 day

• Increase the pressure can be with 2-3 cups of very strong coffee.
• You can lower it with special medications, but without knowing the dose and effectiveness of the medicine, the pressure can be brought down to dangerous, critical values.

Specific methods that make the scale level of the thermometer go up. Duration - several hours

How to get sick for 5 minutes for fun? There are ways to create the appearance of the disease, use:

• Eat a pencil lead . Color pencils are not worth chewing.
• On a piece of refined sugar, drip a few drops of iodine or drink a solution of iodine.
• Set fire to the plastic, then inhale the fire, which comes from the fused material. In addition, that the temperature will rise to 39 degrees, you will also be poisoned with gas.

There are, of course, many options for getting sick in 5 minutes. You can break your arm or leg, or you can go to the infectious ward of the nearest hospital, walk around the wards, and ask everyone who wants to cough and shuffle at you. And if you manage to get infected, be sure - this "gift" you got, most likely, for life!

Before you begin to injure your still not fully strengthened body, try still a version of the simulation.

• It is necessary to lubricate the armpits with salt, garlic or balm "Asterisk". The temperature will rise to 38 degrees.
• Tap the thermometer (back side) on a solid surface (carefully, so as not to break), thus, "tapped" to your desired temperature.
• Put the thermometer on the battery, or strongly heat the fingers on it, then clamp the thin part of the thermometer with hot fingers.
• When you are going to measure pressure with a tonometer, you need to strain your legs very hard for about 20 seconds. Such actions will lead to an increase in the upper value to 150-160.
• Use the means that cause sneezing: pepper, leaves of geranium, calanchoe. To do this, it is enough to lubricate their nostrils abundantly.

Finally

Now you know how to get sick in 5 minutes, but do you need it? In any case, all of the above methods are unfair treatment of others. Usually "bad" advice is used by weak people who are afraid of difficulties. And how many more challenges ahead, throughout life! Therefore, it is better to begin to temper now. Finish reading the article and sit down for the homework! And let the health be with you!